Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Watch Your Words, Girls

What you say can heighten or obliterate the mood so avoid the following lines or they are bound to pour cold water over your boyfriend's libido :
  • My ex-boyfriend used to do that.
  • I will have sex if you want me to, but I'm not really in the mood.
  • Why can't you just wait until I have finished washing up / painting my toenails / watching Desperate Housewives.?
  • But we made love last night.
  • Try not to moan so loudly - my flatmate's probably listening.
  • Do you think my new black lacy teddy makes me look fat?


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